New record this Summer… Not a Born and Raised “plus”… A new group of songs to bring the whole thing up to date with Summer 2013. I have that hunger that always precedes something meaningful. See you all soon. And thanks for the warm welcome back to the stage. Getting back on it a little at a time.
John
Us WeeklyEvery tattoo tells a story, and for Ryan Cabrera, his is one of a special kind of intrigue — because his ink of choice is the face of a fellow Hollywood hunk named Ryan — Ryan Gosling.”The best part is he [the tattoo artist] did it portrait style, so it looks like the president in silhouette,” the “On the Way Down” singer said in a recent interview with the Las Vegas Review-Journal. “I’m very proud of it. I consider it the Bentley of tattoos.”PHOTOS: Reese Witherspoon goes brunetteNot that Cabrera, 30, has a man-crush on the “Gangster Squad” actor. On the contrary, he explains, he got the unusual ink in unexpected fashions with his pals.”We like to play a game called tattoo roulette,” he began, explaining how he came to have Gosling’s face permanently etched onto his right calf several months ago. “We blindfold each other: ‘You get to pick a tattoo for me, and I get to pick a tattoo for you.’ And you don’t get to see it till they’re both done.” PHOTOS: Shocking celeb splitsCabrera added that though he didn’t know what tattoo his friend had chosen for him, he did have to insist on keeping the ink off his arms, which he reserves for “real tattoos.”Any ink that he earns as a result of losing tattoo roulette are instead relegated to his legs, “because I just think that is funny.”PHOTOS: Ryan Gosling’s break from actingThe pop rocker — whose exes include Ashlee Simpson and Audrina Patridge — has numerous other tattoos on his body, including an entire sleeve on his left arm, and an interpretation of the Beatles’ famous “Abbey Road” album cover proudly displayed on his right forearm.But despite calling it the “Bentley of tattoos,” Cabrera isn’t in any rush to show his Gosling tattoo to the 32-year-old actor anytime soon.”No, no, no, I’m not showing it to Ryan,” the singer said with a laugh.Keep clicking for more photos of Ryan …
Hi guys! Sorry about the last part of the livestream, we were experiencing some technical difficulties. Two highlights were brought up: Phillip Phillips will be joining JM on tour & John performed a new song “Dear Marie”. You’ll be able to see all of this on the archived version that will be available later tonight on John’s YouTube page: http://youtube.com/mayermusic
Thanks for tuning in and head over to Billboard.com for all of the tour dates: http://bit.ly/13gNFMp
I’ve been to the voice specialist four times since seeing I was healed, each time telling myself that if all was clear, I’d share my excitement. I’m following through on the deal I made with myself before taking another look yesterday (healed, just need to accept it.) This is getting VERY exciting.
Stop wearing fur, stop looking for publicity, and stop using your fans to belittle not just Kelly but an endless stream of celebrities.
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| — | Note to Lady Gaga: Mess with Kelly Osbourne, and you’ll get the full wrath of Sharon. (via entertainmentweekly) |
That Samsung Galaxy commercial where the mom and kids are seeing dad off in a taxi cab and she wirelessly sends him a video she warns he “probably shouldn’t watch on the plane” is like a Rorschach test; whatever you think is on that video is exactly what’s on it, and that is how filthy a person you are.
Normal guys vs. John Mayer:
Normal Guys: I love you, I don't how to explain how much.
John Mayer: I love you more than songs can say.
Normal Guys: Wow, you're so hot.
John Mayer: Your body is a wonderland.
Normal Guys: I need you to still breathing,
John Mayer: I survive on the breath you are finished with.
Normal guys: We're so sad being far away from each other.
John Mayer: We share the sadness, split screen Sadness.
Normal Guys: Of Course I love you!
John Mayer: How dare you say means nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.
Normal Guys: Enjoy your life.
John Mayer: Check your pulse it's proof that you're not listening to the call your life's been issuing you, the rhythm of a line of idle days.
Normal Guys: I'm not okay, but I'll be.
John Mayer: I'm in repair, I'm not together but I'm getting there.
Normal guys: I know it's being hard for you, but everything will be okay.
John Mayer: Pain throws your heart to the ground, love turns the whole thing around, no it won't all go the way it should, but I know the heart of life is good.
Normal Guys: We gonna have a wild sex tonight.
John Mayer: And if you want love, we'll make it, swimming a deep sea, of blankets, take all your big plans and break 'em, this is bound to be a while.
Jimmy and Rashida Jones’ Holiday Medley
Here’s the breakdown of what all’s parodied that holiday musical corucopia….“What Makes You Beautiful” - One Direction
“Call Me Maybe” - Carly Rae Jepsen
“Somebody That I Used To Know” - Gotye
“Gangnam Style” - Psy
“Whistle” - Flo Rida
“Diamonds” - Rihanna
“We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” - Taylor Swift
“Some Nights” - fun.
